July 15th, 2007, 10:52 pm
Okay so let me explain. I have decided my comic lacks a fat guy. Like I want a really fat guy. And I wanted him to be annoying. Not that fat people are annoying and I hate them. I mean I love fat people. Chris Farley, John Belushi, Andy Richter (when he's funny) But I want this guy to be the most annoying guy ever. So yes the shirt, I want this guy to have an annoying shirt on every time I show him. Like you know, fat people do. Because I don't know why (and I state this as a fact until somebody disproves me in the arena) but fat people where the most annoying shirts. Whether because shirt makers make more of these crappy shirts for them (which I think is true) or because they're fat and they don't care what they wear as long as it covers the nooks and crannies. So I thought to myself what annoys me. And I think pound for pound (pun so fucking intended) Dane Cook fans are the most annoying people ever. I love Dane Cook. I think he's a "Funny Bitch", but his fans quote him to the point where they get themselves permanently talking like he does on stage. With the fucking exaggerated word sounds, repeating shit over and over, and the whole going into gross detail about the most minute things. They just make me want to beat nuns. So my fat man has a Dane Cook referencing shirt. There. I just wrote a lot for no reason. BTW I fucking love how this comic came out.